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Isis Demotivational Poster

this ain't france -

TAGS: texas isis p wned
Rating: 4.83/5

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Reality Lord - May 6, 2015, 8:21 am

funny...i was thinking it was bait as well.
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2015, 2:59 am
Now we know what to use as bait. We should also use their extreme distaste for being cremated. Apparently, they can't enjoy their 72 virgins as a pile of ashes.
mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 6:01 pm
NOOOoooooo its not! Luv this, RL! 5 LOL lions!

irrelevant -

TAGS: paris attack isis nazis political correctedness
Rating: 5/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:11 pm
Edgar Friendly, I am with you!
GaryO - November 23, 2015, 10:08 am
O lord, you never fail to entertain. Luv what you do, man.
Reality Lord - November 23, 2015, 7:15 am

dear spizz.... please see this poster if you are trolling. http://www.demotivationalposters.net/trolling-trolling-demotivational-posters-137751.html and if you are just plain and simply stupid i can still oblidge
spizz - November 22, 2015, 8:45 pm
So you're saying Hitler and Stalin were right. Looks like the peaceful majority in America are irrelevant again.
mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:24 pm
I wear a full length black trench coat. I get followed a lot. I drive a car that's popular with smugglers. I get followed and pulled over a lot. I usually get checked out and sent on my way, no hassles. I don't mind. I know what I look like. 5L!
Greybeard - November 15, 2015, 10:01 pm
Amen brother. Political correctness is killing people..!


TAGS: european style crisis
Rating: 4.77/5

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Weatherlawyer - January 10, 2012, 1:29 am
Europe, a continent where the poor and the dispossessed ain't black. AND! They can organise equality in a riot. How long has it taken rioters to realise gas masks are available to both sides of the argument?
TheSanityInspector - December 14, 2011, 8:02 pm
Their "jobs" were nod-wink public sector makework. There wasn't even office space for all of those drones, enjoying a cafe society funded by the Germans. Now they're outraged because the good times came to an end, and with a bill. /better stop now...
Reality Lord - December 14, 2011, 12:32 am

meh...might help if they had jobs i guess.
tellitlikeitis - December 13, 2011, 10:04 pm
Sad times for sure.
TheSanityInspector - December 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
Too bad they've got no work ethic.
mariand - December 13, 2011, 3:25 am
yeah... greeks are tough people

player 3 has entered the game -

TAGS: putin isis
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - October 17, 2015, 12:52 am
And history repeats itself....AGAIN! I lay down a stealth grizzly against your cute little brown bear....Magic, the card game, satirized. Good 1,RL! 5L
maoworks2 - October 5, 2015, 10:33 am
French Fry Gravy Guy , Big Trouble .
concern3 - October 5, 2015, 5:55 am
Just what a **** salad needs, Russian dressing J. English
Greybeard - October 4, 2015, 10:43 pm
Awesome. Hahaha :)

40 YEARS -

TAGS: and so ends the mid life crisis
Rating: 4.6/5

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Zook - August 28, 2010, 5:19 pm
I'd take the offer 5L
spacedog - March 15, 2010, 10:10 pm
Very nice Airman, 5Ls.


TAGS: fire firefighter police crisis lapd
Rating: 4.56/5

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Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:28 pm

awesome...again....you prick...lol

FACEBOOK - More important than a nuclear crisis.

TAGS: cod4 cod4 mw facebook nuclear crisis
Rating: 3.54/5

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MPsniper - March 31, 2011, 5:23 pm
would you...like to play... a game?


TAGS: crisis dark silhouette care red cross
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - October 16, 2012, 2:54 pm
this is great
MissPriss - October 15, 2012, 6:31 pm
Nice piece of work that is right there....5L nice indeed.
Rick69 - October 15, 2012, 6:29 pm
Much gratitude, folks... Much gratitude...
maoworks2 - October 15, 2012, 4:44 pm
Heavy Stuff This One Great.
GaryO - October 15, 2012, 12:46 pm
Dang, laddie, this is good, d*** good
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2012, 12:27 pm
Thanks rick....I was looking for a reason to......Meh, you'll read about in the news.


Brothel -

TAGS: isis brothel sheep beastiality terrorist
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 9:04 pm
Thank you kindly :))
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 8:53 pm

infinitely better than mine. this is flawless as a demot. best i've seen in awhile. quick and clean.
JesusWept - February 23, 2015, 7:07 am
Thanks! You inspired me with that *** slave-poster ;)
Reality Lord - February 23, 2015, 6:45 am


CHILDHOOD - You hated it when you were young. There was always something you couldn't do. But when you look in the mirror now, seeing the guy with the wrinkled face, You'd do anything to be young again.

TAGS: midlife crisis
Rating: 4.43/5

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spacedog - March 1, 2010, 5:41 pm
That's great vader. Nice work.

ISIS sex slaves -

TAGS: isis sheep
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 1:11 am
How does an ISIS fighter find a goat in the middle of the desert? Very satisfying! 5L
Greybeard - February 22, 2015, 12:58 pm
Hehe. 5LMAO. 2000 yrs of heat & inbreeding will certainly do that to a culture. :)
JesusWept - February 22, 2015, 12:02 pm
I' would give this one 5 million L's if i could! UNADULTERATED!!!


TAGS: uncle sam budget crisis again
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 4:07 pm

greenbacks FTW!!!
Greeny - June 18, 2011, 3:41 pm
Perfect union!


TAGS: crisis management
Rating: 4.5/5

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jaundyrose - April 22, 2011, 6:11 am
I like this website. --------- Auto Sales

OIL ME - Not today. Too expensive.

TAGS: oil crisis
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2013, 7:52 pm
Awwwwe, and all he wanted wa5 a heart. Can't someone pay it forward to this man of tin?!?
the1stCOMMI3 - April 5, 2011, 1:56 pm
So funny, so true! I was traveling on one of those roads in the mtns where there are a few gas stations, and the one gas station I in 50 or so miles charges me 7 bucks.

suicide bomber -

daesh -

TAGS: isis
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 17, 2015, 3:08 pm
Targets? My apologies to all who are offended by my remark---- I am referring to the evil ones who's acts of violence closely resemble an act of war----very closely--- 5L RL!
EmilioDumphque - November 16, 2015, 2:58 am
I'll bet they think Allah will protect the Kaaba from a nuclear strike. (Or from us stealing it and taking it to an unknown location)

NOT STRESSING - I'll believe it's a crisis When the people who tell me it's a crisis Start acting like it's a crisis

ISIS - French Connection -





TAGS: financial crisis
Rating: 3.39/5

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WTFO - March 23, 2009, 1:42 am
Definitely some hypocrisy there, huh?
Mark - March 22, 2009, 1:40 pm
The thing that really frosts me about her and this airplane is that she feels that she is too important and her time is too valuable to make a refueling stop while going coast to coast. But they all chastised the CEOs from Ford and GM for their jets.
WTFO - March 22, 2009, 1:03 am
You mean Andrews AFB isn't a personal charter plane service for the Speaker of the House? It's not like they have other things to do, like defend the nation or something.
Mark - March 21, 2009, 9:20 pm
Maybe the change they've been talking about is Nancy Pelosi's plane. The first one was too small for her posse.
WTFO - March 21, 2009, 12:30 am
It's interesting that Congress is screaming and attacking AIG for $165M in bonuses. What about the $8B of pork programs they jammed into the Omnibus bill? The politics of distraction. Boy, the Dems have brought "change" to America.
BoneCD - March 20, 2009, 5:08 am
Great Poster Mark
BoneCD - March 20, 2009, 5:07 am
F*ck the bonuses...what about the 40 billion that ended up in foreign banks of the bailout money that went to AIG...hmmm
HtD - March 20, 2009, 2:36 am
Watergate their a**. Hire a team of people to break into Notorious AIG's building and steal it.
Mark - March 20, 2009, 1:12 am
Assuming the 90 percent tax on the AIG bonuses will eventually fail, does anybody have any ideas on how Uncle Sam can recover that money?

KNIGHT SABERS - F*ck Iron Man!

TAGS: knight sabers bubblegum bubble gum crisis crash megatokyo mega tokyo anime
Rating: 2.29/5

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Bartimaeus - March 9, 2010, 1:43 am
This is why anime posters have a bad name! You need a joke! Motifakes shouldn't just depend on a particular fan-base. It has to be something the (almost) everyone can relate to...that's my rant for the week. Carry on.
DavidEMartin - March 5, 2010, 9:53 am
Nice work! Love that series!



TAGS: first cedar fork river baptisism
Rating: 2.61/5

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aesop's folly - October 24, 2009, 1:46 pm
now ph**oshop some ***bs on
CANADA - August 16, 2009, 2:48 pm
but you gota work for this one
AussieLad - August 16, 2009, 6:14 am
just not funny

dear westboro untied church -

TAGS: isis robin willians haters adam hills the last leg
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Raising the bar as always...
JesusWept - August 19, 2014, 3:05 pm
LOL! Very good! L L L L L

Mission Un-accomplished -

TAGS: iraq military iraq isis army
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 17, 2014, 10:10 am
Heh heh

For A Price -

TAGS: isis isil terrorism radical islamists
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk633 - September 5, 2014, 7:04 am
If there was some way to get them all in the same town that has no civilians, one MOAB could send them to their interview with their god permenantly.


Planes, Trains And Automobiles -

Portrait Of Ground Zero -

My Brothers Keeper -

The War With Nut Cases. -

TAGS: isis
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2014, 10:00 pm
Thinkin' parents of teens feel about the same.



TAGS: narcisism
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sho - February 7, 2013, 2:19 pm
Sho - February 7, 2013, 2:18 pm
I've tried transparency background but it appears black on the site, so I still have to find a way around (if there is). This is grey background, yes. I did it with Ph**oshop. Try it out.
motifayk - February 7, 2013, 12:59 pm
Is this an application of transparency (your experiment I believe) or grey background for the poster?
Sho - February 6, 2013, 9:52 pm
Sho - February 6, 2013, 9:52 pm
Yes I got a few. But this I made this one just I could experiment to get what you are seeing now. I wasn't really aiming to make a god poster
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 9:42 pm
If I may say so - you are a little nit addicted to narcissism... I think I've seen at least 5 posters on this topic, from you. No complaints though, they're all good. 5Ls
Sho - February 6, 2013, 7:21 am
Glad you liked it. I might do it again when I have the time lol
mariand - February 6, 2013, 12:07 am
you did it ain't ya... I like it ;)

CHARACTER - A man has no more character than he can command in a time of crisis.


TAGS: it only become a crisis after i twisted my fircken ankle
Rating: 4.41/5

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jameswnash - August 16, 2010, 9:53 pm
5 runs of the hose
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 8:39 am
5 shenanigans
Sean - April 23, 2010, 12:56 am
OK. A little note about the tags: I was drunk. Soooo me! *urppp*

Pissing US off -

TAGS: terrorist crisis kidnapping heinous hideous
Rating: 4.33/5

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Bandit5906 - August 21, 2014, 9:34 pm
Turn the place into glass!
maoworks2 - August 21, 2014, 1:09 pm
Nukem till they glow !


TAGS: merry crisis happy new fear
Rating: 4.25/5

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someman7 - May 22, 2010, 7:40 am
That is great! First it was terrorism, then crisis, what's next? How will they get you to give up more of your rights? (registered just for this - 5l)

CRITICAL TIMES - Even red Riding Hood has to diversify

TAGS: crisis
Rating: 3.58/5

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LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 3:08 pm
Hey, did ya think she missed the whole "What a big tongue you have?" response...
spacedog - September 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
Jeez. No wonder she gets eaten by the wolf. :D
bOB cHIN - September 3, 2009, 2:06 pm
My!!!...What big eyes you have... Only for you little red, only for you.


BP FINDS RELIGION - When your little oil problem in the gulf makes this #1 on your prayer list

TAGS: bp oil crisis
Rating: 2.38/5

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Derek - May 20, 2010, 7:47 pm
If only the low pressure could draw the oil together. More likely it would destroy the rig and all the remediation efforts.

Dear Terrorists -

TAGS: canada terror terrorism isis murder
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - October 27, 2014, 8:31 am
That's It 5L Lord .
Reality Lord - October 27, 2014, 7:46 am

the feels...they're hitting

danger isis -

so much win -

TAGS: isis al qaida
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 29, 2015, 2:30 pm
Brilliant! L L L L L
Cannabal - April 28, 2015, 9:51 pm
Ah, the joys of a monkey knife-fight.

America Is Not At War -

TAGS: war isis america usa peace
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - February 26, 2015, 9:17 am
You are absolutely correct RL. I hope Emilio can define exactly what's regarded as a "distraction"...
Greybeard - February 26, 2015, 9:11 am
Hmmm, You many be right but I wonder if that's why they are beheading Egyptian Copts (Christians)...
Reality Lord - February 26, 2015, 9:03 am

unfortunately the "distractions" are being beheaded, crucified' and ra**d through a systematic genocide.
EmilioDumphque - February 26, 2015, 3:17 am
ISIS is at internecine war with the rest of Islam. The rest of us are just distractions.

Its only Wednesday? -


TAGS: isis merica christmas santa
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 29, 2015, 2:22 pm
So Santa has a darker side and delivering surprise packages during the off season? The economy has been hard on everybody these days! LOL!

Play A Game -

Crisis Plan -

La Marseillaise -

TAGS: casablanca france yvonne isis
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - November 15, 2015, 2:36 pm
To arms citizens Form your battalions March, march Let impure blood Water our furrows

What Time Is It? -

TAGS: reality check hairstyles midlife crisis
Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2015, 12:43 am
What?!? LOL! That is ridiculous. But I believe it.
TheSanityInspector - March 5, 2015, 4:45 pm
Most ridiculous 'do I ever saw was a balding guy with dreadlocks. Dude looked like the monster from the Predator movies.

Back To Babylon -

TAGS: isis terrorist terrorism radical islam
Rating: 4.69/5

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Greybeard - March 5, 2015, 10:26 am
It's a crying shame that this religious zealotry exists on this large of a scale :(
Greybeard - March 5, 2015, 10:21 am
Thank you :(
GaryO - March 5, 2015, 10:02 am
Greybeard - March 5, 2015, 9:49 am
Thank you. I've had the foto awhile but couldn't find the right words to support it until today.
Reality Lord - March 5, 2015, 7:58 am

strong message

73 B.C. -

TAGS: france isis terrorist rome spartacus
Rating: 4.67/5

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blesic - January 17, 2015, 12:43 am
Oldsod - January 15, 2015, 4:51 pm
Thank5...I now have fettuccine on my laptop. My computer, also.